“can you believe it’s january??”
“a ticket? are you kidding me? this is bullshit”
“i love new york but i’d never want to live there”
“why do i never go to the beach when it’s right there?”
“are you kidding me? permit parking?”
*reading the parking signs*
“i have good parking karma”
“where’s tolouca lake?”
“i hate the valley”
“i’ve been craving in n out for days”
“I LOVE IN N OUT!!”
“uh, there’s david spade”
“are you going to coachella?”
“there is sooo much culture in LA”
“coachella!! *highfive*”
“did you see the sunset last night?”
“take laurel canyon”
“take fountain”
“excuse me, are you leaving? ….fucker”
“fuck, was that a cop?”
i’m telling you
i say all of these
perfect
perfect.
(Source: emmylucifer)
